Precautionary Measures We Should Take

Things I learned about guys recently that I think I should share with you SINGLE desperate girls.

1. Just because a guy replies your texts and answers your calls, doesn't mean he likes you.
2. Just because he asks, 'hey how is it going?', doesn't mean he cares.
3. Just because he's online and available for you to chat with, doesn't mean he's going to spend the rest of his online period with you.
4. Just because he responds to your IM message, doesn't mean he's talking ONLY to you.
5. Just because he listens to Justin Bieber, doesn't mean he doesn't watch porn stuff.
6. Just because he listens to love songs, doesn't me he understands girls. And doesn't mean he's a hopeless romantic too.
7. Just because he smiles at you in the school hallway, doesn't mean he's interested with you.
8. Just because he and his friends laugh at your jokes, doesn't mean they think you're funny.
9. Just because he frequently passes your class, doesn't mean he's looking for you.
10. Just because he glances at you at you the way you glance at him, doesn't mean he's thinking what you're thinking.
11. Just because he says you're pretty, doesn't mean he wants you to be his girlfriend. Have you ever heard of this thing we call compliments?
12. Just because you have the same pair of sneakers like his, doesn't mean you have the same opinions as his about everything.
13. Just because his handwriting is neat, doesn't mean he's a saint. He actually masturbates every day.
14. Just because he's cute and charming and hot, doesn't mean he's committed and loyal and ready.
15. And just because he looks innocent and quiet, doesn't mean he doesn't know the accurate length of his precious penis.


And why do you waste your time wondering if he likes you or not? Why on earth should you stuff your brains with things he likes and dislikes? Does he care? Hell no. Baik kau belajar Bio, kau dapat B- akhir tahun haritu.

Seriously, why are women nowadays getting weaker? Why do they keep airing dramas of weak women? Of fucked up, lame, ugly women who have just made their ex-husbands signed the divorce papers? Why on earth does media keep inculcating tons of insecure in our minds?

If I were to shape womankind, I would encourage every little girl to read Peter Pan instead reading Cinderella, Snow White and other fairy tale shit. I mean, who can deny the fact that boys NEVER grow up? And see, who says you'll end up being with the guy you had fun with? Wendy didn't. She knew she was going to grow up and be a lady, hence she left the unstable Peter Pan behind. She MOVED ON.

I had fun with my ex, (yeah right, I almost killed my ass sbb asyik jatuh time ice skate kat Sunway), but did I end up being with him?

What is it with women in this age? Why are we so depending on men? And why should women back stab each other, kacau crush/boyfriend/tunang/laki orang? Bitches.

There's one fact every girls should know - we can live without them, but they can't live without us. They'll beg at your knees if we women keep our croctch close. They'll die.

Kesimpulannya, live your life to the fullest. Be the woman they fear of.

And oh, please pardon my French.