Friday, January 20, 2012

Please don't get offended by this post

Remember the phrase 'nice guys finish last'? To be honest, sometimes I feel I couldn't agree more. And boys, some of them might be demanding for an explanation for this phenomenal, and I think it's about time for someone to actually clarify the situation.

Or to be exact, it's about time for me to give opinions. (Mind you, this is my personal opinion and I have no intention at all to insult any individuals)

It's not hard for me to say that girls, they prefer jerks over nice boys. There's something unusual about jerks. Unusual. They're adventurous, charming, dashing, very spontaneous and seem not to care about anything else other than their own sexy hair. There's something literate about this category of boys. Even though I know most of them don't like reading at all, they are miraculously capable of arranging their words, especially when it comes to girls. I mean, where did they learn that? That's the thing about them - they are silent observers. They probably picked up those lines from some movies because I'm quite certain most of them haven't even touched a Shakespeare's sonnet before. They are fast learners that in a short time you could almost have things like 'wah he knows me soo well' or 'finally, someone knows me by heart' kind of thing in your head. They are observant. They look sleek and sharp. There's something unusual about how they bring themselves. They walk confidently. Even when they look down to check on their shoes, they know exactly that eyes are glued to them. They spread this massive, self concious aura that even a secured girl feels down. They have the most beautiful smiles. They have the most shining eyes. They are smart. They never let themselves down. They know how and when will a prey falls in to their traps. They take control. They can manage issues. They never look sad to the public. They never mention what are they feeling deep inside. They don't update sappy status on Facebook. Simply because they know how good-looking and emotionally stable they are. They are never on the losing side. They always win.

It's not hard for me to say that nice boys are the girls' good friends. They are insecure of themselves. They are never adventurous let alone dashing. They have this certain way of projecting words. It's almost like they calculate everything. Almost like being too careful and it shows on their faces. Being spontaneous and loud towards girls? Fat chance. They don't observe. You have to tell them frequently and they don't like hints. They stumble upon their words. Their jokes are sometimes the most irrelevant of all. They are helpless when it comes to flirting. They get shy more than us. They apologize too easily. They look down when they walk. They are not the best good-looking creatures ever, but they are nice-looking. They are what we call as calm and sensible. Their smiles are pure and their eyes are like hiding something that waits to be discovered. They are simple. They don't really know how to manage their feelings. They are plain and sincere. Almost too sincere that they express their emotions on Facebook and they forget that people can read them. They can't help being on the losing side.

Tell me how should I react when the time for me to break a nice guy's heart comes? Will he be as ignorant as a jerk too? Will he get over it as soon as he can, just like how a jerk overcomes a problem too? Or will he keep accusing me for being such a heartless person for not liking him back? I am not ready for this. I am not trained to handle a nice guy. My previous relationships had been revolved around the jerks, that now I can almost predict what will happen next. That I can recover. That I can move on. For I have always been on the losing side.

But to be on the winning side? I thought this was supposed to bring triumph and a sense of I don't know, pride? Glory? It doesn't feel right. For the first time in my life, it sucks to be a winner.

I guess that is probably why girls are somehow, somewhat, some way, attracted to the cheeky boys. Besides admiring their energetic physical and mental qualities, girls are somehow, used to being heartbroken and sad. Girls like crying themselves to sleep, we are masochists. That's why I'm telling you that it is quite common to see how girls are not giving up on their jerky ex-boyfriends. It's a girl thing, I guess.

I will never know how to react when a shy boy suddenly comes to me and confesses everything. I will never know how to react when my crush admits his love either, but at least I know that I must make an urgent phone call to contact my best friend. You see, it is how the world works. A party wins, another loses.

But of course every girl wants a decent, responsible, fine young man to accompany her for the rest of her life. Someone who can remind her of their Creator. Someone stable and positive. Someone who is definitely not what I call as a jerk, lol. But I guess it's just the matter of time. Have you heard of the 'key and lock hypothesis'? It's quite like that you know. I'm the awesome enzyme but you're just not the right substrate. It's just the matter of time before you truly find your awesome enzyme.

It's just the matter of time.

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