And they say the term crush expires after 4 months

And then comes the time when you realize that a crush is no longer a crush, but has turned into a creepy obsession.

(I love you Tom I secretly hope that my future husband looks slightly like you because yes I know, it is very rare indeed to find a blonde, grey-eyed Malay lad well it's not a secret any more is it, but don't worry you'll still be my crush until I grow old. Sobs.)

Lord help me.