Top 10 Reasons To Date British Guys

1. THEIR ACCENT. He can melt you by just saying simple stuff like, 'good day, Love'. And they even sound sexier when they grumble. Just imagine how many person on earth can maintain their sexiness when they get mad. And oh, they use unique words too, like obnoxious and hobnocker or arse or bollock. Ok pergi check dalam dictionary kau atau google sekarang.

2. They're very good looking. Don't worry if you're ugly because white guys prefer exotic Asians like us nowadays. Even if you have a large nose, you're originally tan and still look hot to them.

3. They have good taste in music. And most of them can play music too! Imagine a cute British bloke singing 'Mardy Bum' to you? Bet you'll drop Justin Bieber at that very moment. British guys will totally kick JB's arse with their natural talent and beauty. Ok I'm just saying - I'm still a fan of his, no doubt.

4. They dress up better than any other boys in this world. And you know what? They like tan, petite, black jet haired girls like us! And according to them, shawls aren't just some napkins you put on head, shawl is the new trend in town. So I assume that we are so their type. (yeah right)

5. They wear uniforms to school. Hence, they're more coordinated and somehow, intelligent.

6. They like to have tea, just like we enjoy having our minum petang. Takde kena mengena.

7. They have awesome Tumblrs. Check their Tumblr guys, and you know you go nowhere compare to their sense in art.

8. They can swear in French ;) big red juicy lips swearing in French. Seducing kan?

9. They could be the descendants of Dukes or The Queen herself or maybe vampires. Nyum. And you could be the next Bella, who knows?

10. They are the most beautiful race God has ever created. And hence, beautiful babies will be made. They are just, perfect. Well except for the fact that they eat pork and hate our durians.


I noticed that Mom was watching me when I was writing the draft of this post on a piece of paper. She gave me the 'no international relationship, not even with Indonesian guys' look. Sape nak. Minta dijauhin loh.