Friday, October 29, 2010

You're The Typical Type

I do believe that knowledge speaks while dumbness squeaks. Frankly, I don't even know which side I belong to, but I'm perfectly sure that I won't squeak. I'll sound ugly if I do.

Maybe I sound harsh if I point this - stop acting so stupid that you're making me laugh my ass off. It's not like you're stupid, you're well-taught by everyone. It's just that you're acting like ONE.

Do you know that your act makes people give you bad impressions? You never know how much I shriek whenever you appear in my news feed. You DO know you’re not good, so why do you need to pretend like you are? And you’re not stupid either, but you often choose to be ONE.

Okay, so maybe I’m not some popular kid who lives a double life of a normal person in reality and a big hit in his social networking life, but hey, at least I don’t show my stupidity.

Even if you have the greatest gadget ever (which can be used to online facebook), people will still look down at you if you keep posting posts like ‘Im using my blackberry’ or ‘Im using my iphone’ or ‘on9 gnew iphone’. What, you’re that stupid? Can’t you see there’s an Iphone icon there, showing that you’re posting using your oh-so-iphone, so why on earth do you need to tell everyone that you’re posting it using an iphone? Fine, you made people went ‘ohhhh iphone’ during your first attempt of looking stupid. But when you keep posting the same thing, you make me go like ‘wth is wrong with you?’

One big question, ‘just what are you trying to prove here?’

Come on, gadgets don’t reflect cleverness. It’s your attitude that shows who you really are. And geez, will you stop putting your slutty pics in FB account? You’re Malay and Muslim for God’s sake. And no matter how you try to LOOK like a Caucasian, your thick Malay blood is still running through your veins. You really have an identity issue here.

Let’s take my best friend as an example. She discovered iphone waktu kita masih di zaman jahiliah lagi iaitu tak silap tahun 2008 (her dad went to US so when he came back, he gave her an iphone) but she, until now is still being modest in every way. I have never found any of her posts sounded like ‘oh Im using my iphone’ etc. And dude, her dad owns a blackberry. She could just use it anytime and post on her wall ‘oh Im using my blackberry’. But yeah, she didn’t. See how different she is compared to you?

And in case you haven’t heard, in places other than PUNCAK ALAM, blackberrys and iphones are kinda overrated. It is actually you guys who seem to be a bit over excited over this gadget stuff. Pity you, bak kata pepatah Melayu katak bawah tempurung.

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